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He turns on the TV to show her.
Big Surprise! He sees this new rabbit (Champagne Dandyfop) hosting a Bizarro Channel TV Promo.
QUINCY:
"Who's this clown? No one told me about this!"
LADY:
"Oh I like him - he's handsome - lovely ears"
Quincy's pride has been popped. His face drops and he curls his lip like he's sulking.
We cut to a hilariously over-the top 30 sec PROMO featuring the rabbit (This will show some backstory of Champagne)
Champagne's pitching the secret "male enhancement potion" like the Extenze ads.
Later in the day...
Quincy is hiding out in the basement with Swiggidy. Getting high, watching TV, sulking and stuffing his face with munchies.
As they watch the Bizarro Channel, there's a hilariously unprofessional ad featuring Quincy selling Scotch where it's very apparent he's just phoning it in... drunk and raucous.
It then CUTS TO:
Champagne Dandyfop's super slick razzmatazz show: complete contrast.
The show begins and Champagne comes bounding on to the set with the swagger of a real cad.
The crowd are hooting and hollering. They love him.
The suave Rabbit is selling a "secret sex potion" for men.
(This is how he's so successful with the ladies)
Intercut with Quincy's derogatory comments and amusing criticism.Nurse Quimly, Swiggidy and Dr Q Hawkins have all been keeping a secret from Quincy Bonobo. They all made a pact and agreed that it's in his own best interest not to know...
In this episode, the secret gets out...
Quincy Bonobo yearns for a time when fondue, tennis and Cognac ruled the social scene. He is a playboy from the 1970s when feathered-haired chicks wore fur coats and no bra... and seductive foreplay meant blowing smoke in her face. Not surprisingly, the women of that carefree, mustache-accepting decade were noticeably more tolerant of his chauvinistic ways than todays new age women.
In contrast, Stinkyfinger is impossibly hip - to the point of being a fashion victim. He has a Segway, listens to Reggaeton and buys all the latest webcam iGadgets. All his strippers have botox and implants...
Stinkyfinger overhears Swiggidy talking about Quincy's big secret - and discovers that Quincy has never heard of the... internet!
Stinkyfinger quickly realizes knowledge is power - he knows Quincy is a sex-addict and if Quincy Bonobo discovers internet porn... his power and influence will be over and no amount of libido medication will drag Quincy away from the bottomless mine of internet pornography.
Meanwhile, on the Bizarro Channel - Raspi Calaka is selling DVDs of the Schwarz Island gay-pride march. Raspi has realized how lucrative the "pink dollar" can be... When Quincy Bonobo sees the video footage he is completely bamboozled and somebody has to slowly explain the concept of homosexuality to him. Of course, Quincy being an old school gent feels incredibly threatened and decides to organize his own Hetero Pride March through Schwarz Island. He holds a "Bushmeat" sign and rides atop a float in the shape of a vagina.
Stinkyfinger and Quincy Bonobo challenge each other to a high stakes poker game at The Stinky Pinky. It is to be shown live on The Bizarro Channel. Raspi Calaka grins in delight as he considers the advertising opportunities.
A rich Texan oil magnate flies into the island for the game. Stinkyfinger and Quincy get competitive and their betting gets out of control. They bet the whole of Schwarz Island in a 3 way play-off with the Texan.
The game is a disaster for them and the rich oil magnate wins ownership of Schwarz Island in the show's finale.
While Quincy and Stinkyfinger argue on live TV over whose fault it was, the Texan makes plans to turn Schwarz Island into a circus theme park.
A week goes by and tourists have flooded into the island. Life becomes unbearable for all the creatures. Commercialism takes over - Quincy, Stinkyfinger and Swiggidy are caged up in a monkey enclosure and made to perform ridiculous circus tricks.
Quincy and Stinkyfinger have to make up and work together to save the day and raise enough money to buy back the island.